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Tag Archives: advice

सलाह

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September 11, 2020

/ kamalnishad

किसी को तकलीफ में देखकर जरूर हंसें…
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ताकि वो अपनी तकलीफ को भूलकर…
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आपको गाली देने में बिजी हो जाए…!!!

Uncategorized / advice, comedy, funny, joke / Comment

अकेलापन

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September 11, 2020

/ kamalnishad

कभी भी अकेलेपन का अहसास सताए तो…

घर की सभी लाइट्स बंद करके भूत वाली मूवी देखो…

कसम से कभी अकेलापन महसूस नहीं होगा,
हर वक्त लगेगा कि कोई पीछे खड़ा है…!!!

Uncategorized / advice, alone, comedy, funny, hindi, joke / Comment

पति की उड़ान

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September 11, 2020

/ kamalnishad

पति बालकनी में खड़ा-खड़ा मस्ती से गा रहा था…

‘पंछी बनूं उड़ता फिरूं मस्त गगन में…
आज मैं आजाद हूं दुनिया के चमन में’
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रसोई में से बीवी की आवाज आई –
घर में ही उड़ो, सामने वाली मायके गई है…!!!

Uncategorized / advice, comedy, funny, hindi, husband, husband wife, joke, man, shadi, wife / Comment

Love test

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October 6, 2017

/ kamalnishad

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! ?
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) ?

Don’t laugh loud —- ?
The extended version says…
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! ????

Uncategorized / advice, comedy, confusion, english, funny, husband, husband wife, joke, man, reality, wife, women / Comment

Jai ho

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October 6, 2017

/ kamalnishad

मैने एक लड़की की मदद की …….तो उसने मुझे thanks बोला.. ……. .. .. ..
मैने कहा….. thanks मत बोल पगली।। …. …. … ..
ये ले मेरा नम्बर ….. अपनी 3 सहेलियों को देना और उनसे कहना वो भी अपनी 3 सहेलियों को दे….।
Jai ho

मोदी की तो सिर्फ लहर थी… मेरी तो लू चलेंगी….लू
???????????

Uncategorized / advice, girl, girlfriend, hindi, joke / Comment

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