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Tag Archives: reality

सुंदर लड़की

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September 12, 2020

/ kamalnishad

लड़का – आप इतनी सुंदर कैसे हैं…?
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लड़की – शराब के कारण…!!!
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लड़का – आप शराब पीती हैं?
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लड़की – मैं नहीं कमीने, तू नशे में है,
इसलिए मैं सुंदर दिख रही हूं…!!!

Uncategorized / beauty, comedy, confusion, funny, girl, girlfriend, hindi, joke, man, reality, women / Comment

सामने वाली पड़ोसन

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September 12, 2020

/ kamalnishad

पड़ोसन पांच मिनट से हाथ हिला रही थी, तो
पप्पू ने भी हाथ हिलाया और हाय किया…
तभी पीछे से बीवी ने पीठ पर जोरदार थाप मारी और बोली –
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सामने वाली तुम्हें हाय नहीं कर रही है,
अपनी खिड़की का कांच साफ कर रही है!!!

Uncategorized / comedy, confusion, funny, hindi, husband, husband wife, joke, man, reality, wife / Comment

अनोखा अंदाज

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September 11, 2020

/ kamalnishad

इंडिया में यह नहीं कहा जाता कि अपना कमरा साफ कर लो…
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यहां कहा जाता है कि कुत्ता भी अपनी जगह साफ करके बैठता है।

Uncategorized / comedy, funny, hindi, joke, life, reality / Comment

आशीर्वाद

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September 11, 2020

/ kamalnishad

बहुत साल पहले एक बाबा ने कहा था कि…
भगवान तुझे इतना देगा कि संभाला नहीं जाएगा…

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अब पता चला कि वो तो वजन की बात कर रहा था…!!!

Uncategorized / comedy, confusion, funny, health, hindi, joke, life, reality / Comment

Love test

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October 6, 2017

/ kamalnishad

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! ?
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) ?

Don’t laugh loud —- ?
The extended version says…
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! ????

Uncategorized / advice, comedy, confusion, english, funny, husband, husband wife, joke, man, reality, wife, women / Comment

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