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Tag Archives: student

मैं आपका नाम नहीं लूँगा

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September 12, 2020

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मास्टर जी ने पप्पू का लंच बॉक्स खा लिया और बोले –
बेटा घर जाकर मेरा नाम तो नहीं लोगे न…?
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पप्पू (कुछ देर सोचने के बाद) बोला – नहीं मास्टर जी,
मैं कह दूंगा कि कुत्ता खा गया था…!!!

Uncategorized / comedy, funny, hindi, joke, student, teacher / Comment

Clever Student

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October 6, 2017

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A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.

Q.1 – In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..

Ans. – In his Last Battle..

Q.2 – Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?

Ans. – At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3 – What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans. – Marriage..

Q.4 – Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans. – Liquid State..

Q.5 – When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6 – How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

Ans – By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7 – India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai…???

Awesome Reply By Student :- “Daaru K Glass Me…”

Q. 8 – Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage…???

Answer :
Indian Constitution – Article 20(2)-says, “No man can be punished twice for same offence”
???
Laugh..but loudly..and not alone..never.

Uncategorized / comedy, english, funny, joke, reality, student, teacher / Comment

औरतों का काम

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March 15, 2017

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टीचर: वो कौनसा डिपार्टमेंट है जिसमे
औरत काम नही कर सकती.. ?
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Pappu : फायर ब्रिगेड….. ?
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टीचर: क्यों ??
Pappu : क्यूंकी औरतों का काम आग लगाना है…
? बुझाना नही….!! ???

Uncategorized / comedy, funny, girl, hindi, student, teacher, women / Comment

student ka lunch

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March 15, 2017

/ kamalnishad

मास्टर जी पप्पू का लंच खा गए,

मास्टर – बेटा घर जाकर मेरा नाम तो, नहीं बताओगे न ? . .

पप्पू – (मासूम आवाज में बोल ) – जी मैं, कह दूंगा कुत्ता खा गया.. ??????

Uncategorized / comedy, funny, hindi, joke, student, teacher / Comment

बारहवी के बाद B.A.

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March 14, 2017

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बारहवी के बाद B.A. करना उतना ही जरूरी है,

जितना मरने के बाद तेरहवीं करना। . . होता कुछ नहीं, बस आत्मा को शांति मिल जाती है

Uncategorized / comedy, funny, hindi, joke, student, teacher / Comment

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