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Tag Archives: women

Love test

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October 6, 2017

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Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! ?
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) ?

Don’t laugh loud —- ?
The extended version says…
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 – 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you’ll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! ????

Uncategorized / advice, comedy, confusion, english, funny, husband, husband wife, joke, man, reality, wife, women / Comment

दुप्पटा

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October 6, 2017

/ kamalnishad

Boy –
तुम्हारा दुप्पटा उठा लो जमीन से घिसा जा रहा है.!

Girl –
“दुप्पटा भी अपना फ़र्ज़ निभा रहा है,
कोई चूम न ले मेरी कदमो की मिटटी को,
इसलिए ये निशान मिटा रहा है !!..”

Boy –
अप्सरा की औलाद आगे गोबर पडा है.

Girl – ए बाई री..
??????????

Uncategorized / advice, beauty, comedy, funny, girl, hindi, women / Comment

Tension

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October 6, 2017

/ kamalnishad

भारतीय नारी ? आज बहूत टैन्शन मे है ?

क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता

मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो “चोरों” ? की नजर

न पहनो तो “छोरों” ? की नजर

???????

Uncategorized / beauty, comedy, funny, girl, hindi, joke, women / Comment

Salary

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October 6, 2017

/ kamalnishad

लडकी- Hello baby,
tumhari याद aa रही thi….
????
.
लड़का- Abhi salary नहीं aayi है..
meri…????
.
लडकी- Acha chalo….पापा
aa gaye,….bye…।।
????????

Uncategorized / girl, girlfriend, hindi, women, yaad / Comment

खिचड़ी या पुलाव

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March 15, 2017

/ kamalnishad

??
Wife: खिचड़ी बनाऊं
या पुलाव ???

Husband: तू पहले बना ले….
फिर नाम रखेंगें….

?????

Uncategorized / comedy, funny, girl, hindi, husband, husband wife, joke, man, wife, women / Comment

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